Hello
Is that you, my wandering cyber friend (cough) come closer, my failing oversized eyes didn't recognise you. So you want to be a Jedi Knight? (cough - cough) Many have come before you. (Why would you want to become one is beyond me!)
To become one (cough) you must get the secrets of the Federation, (cough, spit) be prepared to be bored to death by endless explanations. If you still have the will (cough) to survive then only will you be considered (wrinkly smile).
But enough natter, follow the strange looking pictures. On the exotic places you will be taken to (cough) you will have access to different secret materials, use them wisely.
(cough - cough) May the force be with you…|
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